Responsibility Failures

Responsible adults. Those people with 9-to-5 jobs, mortgages, a spouse, 2.5 kids and a quirky neighbor who drives them crazy, but they put up with.
We are not those people.

#86. The question, “Are you wearing pants?” is not part of your household vocabulary, purely because the expected answer is always, “Of course not.”

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#86. The question, “Are you wearing pants?” is not part of your household vocabulary, purely because the expected answer is always, “Of course not.”

Submit your own failures in responsibility here.


#85. You have ever stayed up for hours because you were feeling too lazy to brush your teeth.

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#85. You have ever stayed up for hours because you were feeling too lazy to brush your teeth.

Submit your own failures in responsibility here.


#84. You are horrified when you are considered the most mature person in a given social group.

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#84. You are horrified when you are considered the most mature person in a given social group.

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#83. You have never purchased a major appliance.

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#83. You have never purchased a major appliance.

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#82. You say you’re mad enough to set things on fire, and then actually do.

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#82. You say you’re mad enough to set things on fire, and then actually do.

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#81. Whe drinking with friends, and someone passes around 4Loco, the dog is the only person in the room smart enough not to drink it.

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#81. Whe drinking with friends, and someone passes around 4Loco, the dog is the only person in the room smart enough not to drink it.

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#80. You know exactly what characters your friends would be in all your favorite fandoms.

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#80. You know exactly what characters your friends would be in all your favorite fandoms.

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#79. You have a zombie apocalypse contingency plan.

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#79. You have a zombie apocalypse contingency plan.

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#78. You have ever thought , “It’s one in the morning. Fuck it! I don’t need to put on a shirt to take the dog out.” It’s January. And you’re female. And live in the heart of an urban area.

Submit your own failures in responsibility here.

#78. You have ever thought , “It’s one in the morning. Fuck it! I don’t need to put on a shirt to take the dog out.” It’s January. And you’re female. And live in the heart of an urban area.

Submit your own failures in responsibility here.